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Ask me stuff. And things.  

Pretty self explanatory. It's just stuff. I'll get bored and I will want something to do, so I'll come here. Don't expect anything too exciting though, I'm not like that. Guess I'll just see how this goes.

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    misfitprincess:

    mjolnirismymanhood:

    screamingthesilence:

    ALRIGHT LISTEN UP MY LITTLE SHITS

    APPARENTLY NOBODY’S HEARD OF PROPER FUCKING ICE CREAM SANDWICHES SO I’M GOING TO SHOW YOU FUCKS HOW TO MAKE ONE

    FIRST STRUT YOUR FINE ASS OVER TO YOUR FREEZY BOX AND GRAB YOURSELF SOME OF THAT SWEET WOMAN OF JESUS AUNT JEMIMA’S WAFFLES AND YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM. IF YOU DON’T HAVE YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM THAN JUST GRAB WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU GOT IN THERE. IF YOU DON’T HAVE ANY DAMN ICE CREAM THEN SHIT MAN YOU’RE OUT OF LUCK.

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    IF YOU’RE NOT A WHINY PANSY AND YOU THINK YOU CAN HANDLE BEING A HARDCORE MOTHER FUCKER THEN TOSS IN SOME OTHER SHIT YOU LIKE

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    BUT FOR RIGHT NOW I’M GOING TO FOCUS ON ALL YOU PANSIES WHO WANT YOUR ICE CREAM UNTAINTED BY OTHER SUCCULENT TOPPINGS

    RIP INTO THAT BOX OF SWEET AUNTIE’S WAFFLES AND FIRMLY GRASP TWO

    NO MORE THAN TWO

    JUST DON’T DO IT

    YOU ARE NOT YET READY FOR THE COLOSSAL CREAM CLUB SUB  

    ONCE YOU HAVE THOSE TWO LITTLE SHITS IN YOUR HAND THROW THEM ACROSS THE ROOM SO THAT THEY LAND PERFECTLY IN YOUR TOASTER

    IF YOUR AIM SUCKS ASS JUST PUT THEM IN GENTLY WHILE TRASH TALKING YOUR TOASTER BECAUSE YOU’RE STILL HARDCORE

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    WHILE YOU’RE WAITING FOR YOUR WAFFLES TO BE AS TOASTY AS YOUR CHOICE ASS RUN OUTSIDE AND SMASH A CAR OR SOMETHING

    BY THE TIME YOU WASH THE BLOOD OFF YOUR HANDS THOSE DELICIOUS LITTLE SYRUP DISKS SHOULD BE READY FOR ACTION

    TOSS THOSE FUCKERS ON A PLATE AND PILE THE CREAMY GOODNESS ON ONE OF THEM

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    COVER UP THAT SHIT WITH YOUR OTHER WAFFLE AND WHIP OUT THAT BUTTERFLY BLADE YOU KEEP ON YOUR PERSON AT ALL TIMES BECAUSE THE THUG LIFE CHOSE YOU

    STAB THE BASTARD REPEATEDLY UNTIL IT’S PERFECTLY SPLIT DOWN THE MIDDLE BECAUSE YOU’RE A CLASSY MOTHERFUCKER

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    NOW FOR YOU SICK FUCKS THAT THINK YOU CAN HANDLE MORE TOPPINGS YOU’RE GOING TO DO THE SAME SHIT THAT I JUST FUCKING TOLD YOU TO DO BUT BEFORE YOU PILE ON YOUR ICE CREAM YOU WANT TO LATHER YOUR PEANUT BUTTER/ CHOCOLATE SYRUP/ WHATEVER YOU CAN FIND ONTO THE WAFFLE

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    THEN DUMP OTHER TASTY SHIT ON THERE AS YOU SEE FIT

    YOU GET TO FIGURE OUT THAT PART I’M NOT GOING TO HOLD YOUR HAND THROUGH THIS WHOLE PROCESS LITTLE SHITLET

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    AND AFTER THAT JUST GO BACK UP AND READ THE PANSY INSTRUCTIONS BECAUSE THEY’RE THE SAME THING FROM HERE OUT

    CONGRATULATIONS YOU JUST MADE A MOTHERFUCKING ICE CREAM SANDWICH AND YOUR PRIZE IS YOU GET TO GO DEVOUR IT LIKE IT’S THE BEST THING YOU’VE TASTED SINCE YOUR MOTHER’S BREAST MILK BECAUSE IT DAMN SURE IS

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    I love people who can speak my language in recipes

    You speak the language of my people

    (Source: steelandsparks, via scienceandfandoms)

    — 1 day ago with 225785 notes

    matt-douchene:

    do u ever do something mildly impolite like not give a nice goodbye or not hold a door and spend the rest of the day thinking about it

    only always.

    (via gnarly)

    — 1 day ago with 497039 notes

    tropicalifornication:

    *goes out of room*

    *grabs food*

    *goes back in the room*

    *repeats the next day*

    (via gnarly)

    — 1 day ago with 98341 notes
    crossbeams:

I JUST TURNED AROUND AND SHE WAS DOING THIS

i dont understand

is the white fluffy thing floating in front of her face?

whats happening

    crossbeams:

    I JUST TURNED AROUND AND SHE WAS DOING THIS

    i dont understand

    is the white fluffy thing floating in front of her face?

    whats happening

    (via gnarly)

    — 1 day ago with 147858 notes

    save-spock-and-roll:

    when no one in class is ready for the test

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    (via gnarly)

    — 1 day ago with 183892 notes